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Thursday, 8 December 2016

Freudian Slip

She once made a freudian slip
When announcing she needed an 'overseas trip'
You see her hard of hearing hubbie
{Who knew she was a subbie}
Thought she said she needed 'an over knee trip'

"Indeed you do!" he exclaimed with intent 
As over his lap his wife he bent
This wasn't Paris, New York or Spain

But Oh My God, what glorious pain!